Johny Money

 Johny Money  was the grandson of Italian Dude and Italian Dudet.

Appearance
Johny Money has shiny greasy skin that he polishes, and grey hair because of elbenism. He usually wears a black suit with lots of pockets to keep money.

Background
Johny Money was raised by his grandparents Italian Dude and Italian Dudet. Italian Dude believed in the Nabada Philosophy, claiming that both parties in America were piles of rubbish that should be put in a bin. Johny Money didn't agree with the philosophy, but was proud of it for absolutely no reason. Italian Dudet had no job, but she claimed the body is only made of your head and your butt, and if you use your head you lose your tail, which humans suprisingly don't have. Most likely, tail is the Italian word for butt.

Since Italian Dude worked in the Coal Mine for 12 hours a day and only recieved 75 cents, Jonh claimed that they needed money and decided to become the richest man in the earth. He gave up every ambition of becoming a laywer and became director of a school that was so bad and needed 7,000$ to pay for every single student, and become the richest man after the first day. He didn't stop though, as he became the most money-hungry man in the world, and sold his family into slavery.

Role in the Teacher Wars
Johny Money didn't play an important role in the Teacher Wars, as all he did in the Ya3ni Air Force quarrel was say "Give me Money!". During the war, he bribed cereal killers to murder teachers. He is responsible for the death of Dr. Rana. After he ran out of money to pay the cereal killer Shafiq, he betrayed him and killed him.