Man

 Man  was a man that became Mahdi Sbeiti's ally during the Teacher Wars. He is Woman's husband, and Girl and Boy's father.

Appearance
Man is fat and bald. He has a body shaped like a pear, his legs shaped like carrots, his arms shaped like lettuce, and his head shaped like APPLE. He was made by solidifying fresh juice and painting it into the skin of a human.

Background
Man was an experiment made by Kilani. He wanted to see what it would be like to freeze different kinds of Fresh Juice and shape it into a human. The experiment worked and Man was born. Kilani painted him like a human, and ordered him to do everything he asked. Man's brain though, was just an orange, and it didn't think obediently. So Man left Kilani and Simar and joined Sabis Sulaimania.

There he met Kilani again, but Kilani was dumb enough not to recognize him. Man then became a 3B and 7A Math Teacher, until the the Teacher Wars began. Before the Teacher Wars though, he met Juan who he fell in love with an the two of them married. Juan was renamed Woman because she was married to Man, and their children were Girl and Boy.

Role in the Teacher Wars
After the Teacher Wars begin, Man finds out that Kilani is Woman's boss and divorces her for siding with his enemy. After discovering that Mahdi is against Kilani, he becomes his ally and helps with APPLE attacks. At the Battle of Atteition Tower, Man takes revenge on Woman by hitting her head with an APPLE, and Mahdi defeats Kilani. Man is then killed by the Eye of Rachel.